i feel like this is an america’s next top model challenge
Tyra is all like, “jail, fashion capital of the WORLD”
Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons
When are folks gonna learn?
Home Depot, Mattoon IL, Manager Kevin L Weuve (I think this is right but check first, presumably he works where he lives) I can’t make an international call to Home Depot, but someone destroy his lifeAddress: 1301 Fort Worth Way, Mattoon, IL 61938Phone:(217) 235-0700He went to Mattoon High School so Im assuming that is his storeHe also works at Rural King Supply…looks like theres more than one in the area
Lady Gaga dancing in a hot dog custume.
british person: *eats some brand of food* wow this tastes ok.
british person: wonder if theyve got this shit in america
british person: better make a tumblr post about this glorified piece of nutrition.
one solitary american: whats that
every single british blogger: omg no fukkin way mate how do u poor americans live without malt dipped paper wafers whooaaaah we’re superior *sings dr. who theme*
What’s malt dipped paper wafers?
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
This is transcendental.
THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS